Jokes about Lexus

The lady walks into a Lexus automobile dealership, and immediately saw the car of your dreams. She comes to the car, opens the door, gropes leather seats,
and at this moment accidentally fart. She quickly looks around, hoping that no one behind, and, unfortunately, is already standing behind her dealer.
- How can I help you, madam? - He asks.
Confused the lady says: - I would like to know the price of this machine.
The dealer said, smiling: - Madam, if you pernuli, just touching the car, you usretes heard the price.

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- In the village Kukueva faced Lexus and Lamborghini. Arriving at the place of employees policemen was photographed two o'clock.